diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
index 8918f401380..44a6ac4f99f 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
@@ -16046,6 +16046,11 @@ wrinkled.
 You have the capacity to learn from mistakes.  You'll learn a lot
 today.
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+You know if they ever find a way to harness sarcasm as an energy source,
+you people are all going to owe me big.
+
+                -- Bill Paul <wpaul@freebsd.org>
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 You know it's going to be a bad day when you want to put on the clothes
 you wore home from the party and there aren't any.
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