diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
index 67e884d11f7..8918f401380 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
@@ -16096,6 +16096,11 @@ party disguised as a pig farmer vacationing at Disney World.
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 You might have mail
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+You might like to know that I looked at a detailed map of NT, and I'm
+now able to confirm that in all probability Microsoft NT does not
+exist.  If it does, it's so small as to be completely insignificant.
+                -- Greg Lehey
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 "You must realize that the computer has it in for you.  The irrefutable
 proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do."
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