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Properly sort a math fortune after the changes in r193486

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Properly sort fortunes added in r174879 and r174959
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@ -68,6 +68,17 @@ the damage. Having a bootable tape (for larger machines) is not a bad idea
either. If you need some help, give us a call.
-- CommUNIXque 1:1, ASCAR Business Systems
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12 + 144 + 20 + 3*4 2
---------------------- + 5 * 11 = 9 + 0
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A dozen, a gross and a score,
Plus three times the square root of four,
Divided by seven,
Plus five times eleven,
Equals nine squared plus zero, no more!
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-- Gifts for Children --
@ -673,17 +684,6 @@ Liza Minnelli.
-- Dave Barry, "In Search of Excellence"
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... with liberty and justice for all who can afford it.
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1/2
12 + 144 + 20 + 3*4 2
---------------------- + 5 * 11 = 9 + 0
7
A dozen, a gross and a score,
Plus three times the square root of four,
Divided by seven,
Plus five times eleven,
Equals nine squared plus zero, no more!
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7,140 pounds on the Sun
97 pounds on Mercury or Mars
@ -33065,6 +33065,10 @@ versions of songs from The Wizard of Oz.
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May a Misguided Platypus lay its Eggs in your Jockey Shorts
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May all your Emus lay soft boiled eggs, and may all your
Kangaroos be born with iPods already fitted.
-- Aussie New Years wish, found on hasselbladinfo.com
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May all your PUSHes be POPped.
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May Euell Gibbons eat your only copy of the manual!
@ -59764,6 +59768,17 @@ You've been telling me to relax all the way here,
and now you're telling me just to be myself?
-- The Return of the Secaucus Seven
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You've decked the halls with a dozen miles' length of electric lights.
Your front lawn is a gleaming testament of incandescent wonder. The neighbors
wear sunglasses 24/7, and orbiting satellites have officially picked up
and pinpointed your house as the brightest spot on earth.
You've finally put together the Christmas wonderland of your dreams... now
if only you could get a good picture of it.
Photographing holiday lights is no easy task.
-- from an email sent by photojojo.com
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You've got to have a gimmick if your band sucks.
-- Gary Giddens
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@ -59804,18 +59819,3 @@ since I first called my brother's father dad.
Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor:
People are always available for work in the past tense.
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You've decked the halls with a dozen miles' length of electric lights.
Your front lawn is a gleaming testament of incandescent wonder. The neighbors
wear sunglasses 24/7, and orbiting satellites have officially picked up
and pinpointed your house as the brightest spot on earth.
You've finally put together the Christmas wonderland of your dreams... now
if only you could get a good picture of it.
Photographing holiday lights is no easy task.
-- from an email sent by photojojo.com
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May all your Emus lay soft boiled eggs, and may all your
Kangaroos be born with iPods already fitted.
-- Aussie New Years wish, found on hasselbladinfo.com
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