diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
index 863e196e963..b46ae9859c0 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
@@ -16099,7 +16099,7 @@ today.
 You know if they ever find a way to harness sarcasm as an energy source,
 you people are all going to owe me big.
 
-                -- Bill Paul <wpaul@FreeBSD.org>
+                -- Bill Paul
 %
 You know it's going to be a bad day when you want to put on the clothes
 you wore home from the party and there aren't any.
@@ -16348,3 +16348,8 @@ Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor:
 %
 "Just remember, It all started with a mouse."
 	-Walt Disney
+%
+There's nothing so precious as a cafe full of Gap kiddies trying to
+work out whether you're really wearing rubber pants.
+
+		-- Mike Smith