diff --git a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o
index 283c81e668d..13eed1985ed 100644
--- a/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o
+++ b/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2-o
@@ -5786,10 +5786,9 @@ closing in, the only real cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then
 drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas.
 		-- Hunter S. Thompson
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-Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start
-closing in, the only real cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and
-then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas.
-		-- Hunter S. Thompson
+Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
+
+Please, think of the kittens.
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 Everyone:	"Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you,
 		Amen!"