diff --git a/build/psalm/StaticVarsChecker.php b/build/psalm/StaticVarsChecker.php
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..24d08b45aa8
--- /dev/null
+++ b/build/psalm/StaticVarsChecker.php
@@ -0,0 +1,54 @@
+<?php
+
+declare(strict_types=1);
+
+/**
+ * SPDX-FileCopyrightText: 2026 Nextcloud GmbH and Nextcloud contributors
+ * SPDX-License-Identifier: AGPL-3.0-or-later
+ */
+
+use PhpParser\Node\Stmt\Property;
+use Psalm\CodeLocation;
+use Psalm\IssueBuffer;
+use Psalm\Plugin\EventHandler\AfterClassLikeVisitInterface;
+use Psalm\Plugin\EventHandler\AfterStatementAnalysisInterface;
+use Psalm\Plugin\EventHandler\Event\AfterClassLikeVisitEvent;
+use Psalm\Plugin\EventHandler\Event\AfterStatementAnalysisEvent;
+
+/**
+ * Complains about static property in classes and static vars in methods
+ */
+class StaticVarsChecker implements AfterClassLikeVisitInterface, AfterStatementAnalysisInterface {
+	public static function afterClassLikeVisit(AfterClassLikeVisitEvent $event): void {
+		$classLike = $event->getStmt();
+		$statementsSource = $event->getStatementsSource();
+
+		foreach ($classLike->stmts as $stmt) {
+			if ($stmt instanceof Property) {
+				if ($stmt->isStatic()) {
+					IssueBuffer::maybeAdd(
+						// ImpureStaticProperty is close enough, all static properties are impure to my eyes
+						new \Psalm\Issue\ImpureStaticProperty(
+							'Static property should not be used as they do not follow requests lifecycle',
+							new CodeLocation($statementsSource, $stmt),
+						)
+					);
+				}
+			}
+		}
+	}
+
+	public static function afterStatementAnalysis(AfterStatementAnalysisEvent $event): ?bool {
+		$stmt = $event->getStmt();
+		if ($stmt instanceof PhpParser\Node\Stmt\Static_) {
+			IssueBuffer::maybeAdd(
+				// Same logic
+				new \Psalm\Issue\ImpureStaticVariable(
+					'Static var should not be used as they do not follow requests lifecycle and are hard to reset',
+					new CodeLocation($event->getStatementsSource(), $stmt),
+				)
+			);
+		}
+		return null;
+	}
+}
diff --git a/build/psalm/StaticVarsTest.php b/build/psalm/StaticVarsTest.php
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..f40ac56ff51
--- /dev/null
+++ b/build/psalm/StaticVarsTest.php
@@ -0,0 +1,23 @@
+<?php
+
+declare(strict_types=1);
+
+/**
+ * SPDX-FileCopyrightText: 2026 Nextcloud GmbH and Nextcloud contributors
+ * SPDX-License-Identifier: AGPL-3.0-or-later
+ */
+
+class StaticVarsTest {
+	public static $forbiddenStaticProperty;
+	protected static $forbiddenProtectedStaticProperty;
+	private static $forbiddenPrivateStaticProperty;
+	private static $forbiddenPrivateStaticPropertyWithValue = [];
+
+	public function normalFunction(): void {
+		static $forbiddenStaticVar = false;
+	}
+
+	public static function staticFunction(): void {
+		static $forbiddenStaticVar = false;
+	}
+}
diff --git a/psalm.xml b/psalm.xml
index 23d063915e0..ca0c4bc252c 100644
--- a/psalm.xml
+++ b/psalm.xml
@@ -21,6 +21,7 @@
 		<plugin filename="build/psalm/AttributeNamedParameters.php" />
 		<plugin filename="build/psalm/LogicalOperatorChecker.php" />
 		<pluginClass class="Psalm\PhpUnitPlugin\Plugin"/>
+		<plugin filename="build/psalm/StaticVarsChecker.php" />
 	</plugins>
 	<projectFiles>
 		<directory name="apps/admin_audit"/>